[insert witty caption here about Wilford Warfstache]
aries: sexually frustrated at everything
taurus: really nice but dead inside
gemini: mostly just hungry
cancer: in the closet but not really
leo: super gay for everyone
virgo: promises not to tell and then tells everyone
libra: lazy assholes like seriously do something with your life
scorpio: i’ve never met one but they’re all jerks
sagittarius: always boning your mom
capricorn: loves everyone but loves themselves more
aquarius: never not killing you
pisces: big booty bitches
Words About Markiplier
There are millions of words in the English language, and picking just a few to represent the person you look up to most is incredibly difficult. My fellow Heroes sent me words that they felt described Mark. I wrote six poems, though all of the words are represented.
I haven’t been here through all of your milestones, but I’m ready to be here for all of the ones that are to come.
Congratulations on reaching three million subscribers, Mark! You deserve each and every one of them, as well as the ones to come. Never stop doing what you love.Thank you to: araonzei-tomi, irdeadite, dontknowchev, nonstopdoodle, erisolgarbage, mrsdoctormuffin, foreverinterloper, thatqueenchaos, ideclaire-shenanigans, rebe83, ooshimadeafunny, noellemaron, highkiller777, bansheewitch, fantasticshipper
I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy
because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless
and they don’t want anyone else to feel like that.
|—||Robin Williams (via rihahna)|